Here I am

The first time I heard about blogging I snorted and smirked "What else are they going to come up with?". So, Ladies and Gentlemen, I sit in front of my computer screen very humbled, writing my very first blog. I have to admit the very thing I scoffed is now luring me in, but I still hold to my very strong opinion that "blog" is a stupid word. I hate it even more than I hate the word "municipal", but not as much as I hate the phrase "slicker than snot". With that being said, lets start with proper intros. I am Megan, and last august my husband, children and I moved to Louisville, KY so my husband can finish his undergraduate at Boyce College and then move on to the Southern Baptist Theological Seminary after that. I say that all while puffing out my chest and stroking my all wise white beard. Actually, Joe-my hubby- is only able to take two classes a semester, so by the time he is done with school I probably will have a beard. I guess I take some of the blame for that though. Im kinda fond of eating. Therefore said hubby has to make a living. I make a living by homeschooling my oldest, keeping the youngest out of the trash, and occasionally checking in on our now hybernating turtle. Who knew my life could be so busy! Oh, I forgot to mention that I am also the dish-washer, counter-wiper, floor-sweeper, laundry-folder, hynie-wiper, diaper-changer, bed-maker, puke-cleaner, koolaid-maker, and every other -ener and -uper you can name. Instead of a revolver in my holster I carry a bottle of long-range shooting Lysol. Im a cowboy babaay. Saving my household from unwanted varmit germs and pesky dust bunnies. So, as I conclude ny first..-yuck-..BLOG.., I invite you to enjoy the all-time thrilling wild ride of my life filled with suspence, action, and good ole slap-yur-knee comedy. I know bow and exit stage right.